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not as a comment.
oh, and paste what's before you?

Derrick said...
There once was a girl…
named Kirsten who slept with…

kathleen said...

earplugs!
kirsten sleeps with earplugs.
and she had a sandwich with...

(thank you for saving that possibly horrible innappropriately awkward story)

avocados!
she bought this sandwich when...