I was a reading an article by a Sports Writer on MSN and it made me bust up laughing. He started his article talking about Michael Vick and his apology and then later this is what he had to say:

My kid is so wrapped up in this High School Musical business I finally had to tell her: "Honey, I was slow before the four knee surgeries, but I promise you this Zac Efron would not get a basket off me."